http://thesmithfieldfc.co.uk/forum/ Where the Firestarters have their say en Tue, 07 Sep 2010 09:08:13 +0000 http://thesmithfieldfc.co.uk/forum/topic/139#post-934 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:46:57 +0000 bendogg121uk 934@http://thesmithfieldfc.co.uk/forum/ you mental randolf http://thesmithfieldfc.co.uk/forum/topic/139#post-902 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:59:06 +0000 maskdogg 902@http://thesmithfieldfc.co.uk/forum/ hahahahaha wot a report wooooop hahaahahaha im actually pising myelf lol http://thesmithfieldfc.co.uk/forum/topic/139#post-892 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:13:47 +0000 Stanners 892@http://thesmithfieldfc.co.uk/forum/ <blockquote>my dick when i score get a rate hard on</blockquote><br /> <br /> It's no wonder Mask has scored 3 goals in 2 games when his missus has been watching! http://thesmithfieldfc.co.uk/forum/topic/139#post-891 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:27:35 +0000 Clark Kent 891@http://thesmithfieldfc.co.uk/forum/ Smithfield Echo Exclusive<br /> <br /> Its time for another of our exclusive player interviews. This week, midfield dynamo Matt Maskery. Unfortunately due to the rare dialect of Blurtonian spoken by Matt, I have had to run his response through the “Kentulator 5000” to translate into English. For journalistic accuracy I have left in Matt’s own reply for you to see and try and translate yourself….<br /> <br /> <br /> Q1 – What is your real name? <br /> <br /> Matthew Maskery<br /> <br /> Kentulator – My real name is Matthew Maskery. Prisoner Number 76424331 Sir!<br /> <br /> <br /> Q2 – Why did you choose the name “MaskDogg”? <br /> <br /> Cause my names mask and i love dogging<br /> <br /> Kentulator – My surname is Maskery and I like walking my friends Dog. Combine the two and you get Maskdogg. The extra g makes it young and hip.<br /> <br /> <br /> Q3 – How old are you? <br /> <br /> 24<br /> <br /> Kentulator – I am 24 years old<br /> <br /> <br /> Q4 – Where do you live? <br /> <br /> In the best place on the planet Blurton otherwise known as (Hell)<br /> <br /> Kentulator – I currently reside in the village of Blurton in Stoke on Trent with my lovely Mum<br /> <br /> <br /> S5 – What is your favourite meal and drink?<br /> <br /> I love pasta spaghetti bolognaise lasagne id have to say a pint of jd and coke <br /> <br /> Kentulator – I have found a recent liking for simple Italian food like Lasagne and Spaghetti Bolognese with a bottle of good Rose Wine. If the wine is not available I’ll have a Jack Daniels Sourmash Whiskey No.7 with Coca-Cola<br /> <br /> Q6 – What are your favourite band / singer? <br /> <br /> radio head coldplay foo fighters and many more<br /> <br /> Kentulator – I’m into most bands that sing for themselves like Radiohead, Coldplay and the Foo Fighters. I’d put Christopher Martin and David Grohl on my top 10 icons list any day of the week <br /> <br /> <br /> Q7 – What is your favourite film?<br /> <br /> the water boy mr deeds joe dirt<br /> <br /> Kentulator – I really like Adam Sandler and love him in The Waterboy and Mr Deeds. He’s a comical genius. I also have the extended special edition DVD of Joe Dirt starring the funny looking David Spade<br /> <br /> <br /> Q8 – Which football team do you support? <br /> <br /> Tranmere Rovers<br /> <br /> Kentulator – Unfortunately I support the worst team on the Wirral, Tranmere Rovers<br /> <br /> <br /> Q9 – If you could play 1 other sport for England other than football what would it be?<br /> <br /> i would play womens volley ball so i could perv on the titties<br /> <br /> Kentulator – I’m in touch with my feminine side and would love to play Women’s Volleyball because of the high level of athleticism required<br /> <br /> <br /> Q10 – Smithfield have managed to secure the services of 1 England International for a crucial match. Who would you pick and why? <br /> <br /> joe cole cause hes awesome and would b great on the left 4 smithfield as we lack creativity there<br /> <br /> Kentulator – I’ve liked the look of this Joe Cole fellow for a while now and think he would add balance and creativity on our left side<br /> <br /> <br /> Q11 – What is your proudest moment playing for Smithfield / Wheatsheaf?<br /> <br /> i have that many winning the league winning the golden boot playing with my boys every game im proud<br /> <br /> Kentulator – Winning the Golden Boot from the legend that is Joey Seymour is high on the list but like any player, I hold winning the league dear to my heart.<br /> <br /> <br /> Q12 – What moment sticks out for you from this season? <br /> <br /> my dick when i score get a rate hard on...is that wot u meant but apart from that beating lambourne as i scored both goals <br /> <br /> Kentulator – I get an incredible rush when I score and to get two goals in the key game against Lambourne which contains a lot of my Blurton friends means a lot to me.<br /> <br /> <br /> Q13 – What has been the most disappointing moment of the season? <br /> <br /> losing games we have dominated and not scoring as many i should have and missing a couple crunch matches sorry boys<br /> <br /> Kentulator – It’s my first season in midfield so there have been occasions when it seemed easier to score and I haven’t. I have also missed a few key games so I’d like to take this time to apologize to my team mates for this. I also hate losing games that we have been in top on.<br /> <br /> <br /> Q14 – Are you happy with the direction the club are going in at the moment?<br /> <br /> ive been at the club 4yrs and its just started taking off i think everything thats happing is great <br /> <br /> Kentulator – I think we are on the road to success following a few years in the wilderness. Heck, I’m even paying off a little of my subs!<br /> <br /> <br /> Q15 – And finally, “Cup Winners” or “League Champions”?<br /> <br /> i think we willcome runners up in the league and win the cup then massive party after n ill prob get that drunk ill die<br /> <br /> Kentulator – Judging by this season’s progress I think we will win the cup and finish runners up in our league. Come on Smithfield!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Well a fascinating insight into the language on ancient Blurton and the mind of Matt Maskery. Keep your eyes peeled for the next exciting installment of 15 Questions.<br /> <br /> Clark Kent – Reporter in Chief