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Christmas Doo!?? - Beer, fighting and prostitutes

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  1. Askey316

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    unrelenting superpower


    Fantastic self analysis there, a touch heavy with the super power though. I would totally agree with 'unrelenting mighty mouse' though.

    I am maintaining my toned physique


    You and me both! If only we could get the rest of the squad to follow our example ey?

    maintain my commitment to the cause


    Aren't they that Irish girl group that fell by the way side a while back?
    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. CyrixInstead

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    Askey316 Quote:



    maintain my commitment to the cause


    Aren't they that Irish girl group that fell by the way side a while back?

    Lmao 2nd funniest quote this week!!

    Psycho, no point in being healthy but miserable all your life! Just look at Linda McCartney, she was a veggie all her life, eat healthy fanatic, then went and got cancer whilst she was still pretty young!!!

    You just have to put more effort in in the gym, or fitting kitchens, or however else you keep fit!

    ~Cyrix

    There are 10 types of people in the world: people who can read binary and those who can't.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. Askey316

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    You just have to put more effort in in the gym, or fitting kitchens, or however else you keep fit!


    Psycho is far too high up the ladder to be 'fitting kitchens'. He measures the rooms and designs them with his advanced Etch A Sketch. Matt told me he keeps fit by doing forest gump style runs when he finishes work.
    When I finished work for the day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow County. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Alabama. For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going. I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours. [pause] I'm pretty tired... I think I'll go home now.


    Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere.
    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. psycho

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    That's right. That is exactly what I said on the phone to Damo last night.

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    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Fordy

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    Damo - there is no way that Matty could do what Forrest Gump did for 1 reason and that reason is not his fitness.

    He couldnt do it simply because the police would see him at some point, think he was a run away school child and return him to the gaffer wrapped up in a Winnie the Poo fleece to keep him warm!
    Posted 1 year ago #

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