I'd like to point out Mr Ford that you were on the winning team 3 times more because of my performance than your own. The goals in each game could (should?) easily have been much greater for the opposition, but they were shooting at the team's 'keeper and we were shooting against outfield players taking it in turns with no gloves.
The number of times we were outnumbered at the back (yes it was only 5-a-side but that means you can't hide) was unreal, you were always up front and on many occasions you simply left the person who just won theball off you to run down the pitch with it whilst teammates did their best to cover. I mentioned this to you on said occasions.
For me the Stanners Stages are not far from the truth. Silent frustration is rarely involved, but it always starts with speaking to the player in question i.e. Fordy cover, Fordy get back, Fordy that was your man (after making a save from a move started by Ben disposessing Fordy and running down the pitch from just outside his own box and Fordy not bothering to do anything about it).
It's only when I have said something about it many times to be ignored on (almost) every occasion. Sunday with only 5-a-side meant that everyone on the team should be working extra hard and that simply didn't happen. It's no goodsaying you're Mr Universe andcanrun a marathon in your sleep. The point is you never bother to trackback and help teammates when required.
The incident Stanners decided enough is enough was preceeded by me bollocking you for not getting back when I was (playing out so ancould go in goals) covering with Stanners at the back (we had one man each), Damo was up front and you were about 12 feet behind the guy with the ball (Ben I think) who was taking loads of time to wait for the opportunity to pick out the pass.
I expected you to run back, but as it happened you could have got away with walking back and you would still have reached Ben before he decided to play the ball. We conceded and I (rightfully IMO) shouted at you for your laziness.
This made me try even harder in the subsequent minutes to make up for your laziness, and Stanners let everyone on his team down by fucking off like a baby.
Of the goals scored after his departure, 3 of them were scored by me and I set you up for the last one. We won 10-8 against the odds more because of my workrate than any increase in effort on your part. I was whamotronned Saturday too, although not to the extent of you.
I believe the other people who played at training would agree.
On a lighter note, I found the questions funny and do you think maybe my brother and I sound similar because we are related?? Don't forget, there's only one Aled Jones "Walking in the Air" on the team... "ref,the ball never went out!!".
2 cents over
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