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New Match balls in the bag

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  1. the gaffer

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    Inspirational Captain Joey Seymour has purchased 3 new match balls.
    After long and protracted negotiations by text with one of the managers he managed to secure the deal. A transcript of the intense negotiation is printed below.

    Joey-Av u managed to sort out ball situation yet/
    Manager-No
    Joey-Im in the sport shop now do you want me to get some?
    Manager-Yes
    Joey- what do they look like?
    Manager- they're round and have an hole where you blow em up.
    Joey- is this one? (sends a photo of a light bulb)
    Manager-no a bit bigger
    Joey- how about about this? (sends photo of a rugby ball)
    Manager- ask one of the shop assistants
    Joey- how about this? (send photo of a shiny new Nike size 5 football)
    Manager- that's brilliant even you can score with that (sends a picture of goalposts)
    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. CyrixInstead

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    Photos please!!!!! X-D

    ~Cyrix

    There are 10 types of people in the world: people who can read binary and those who can't.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    joe 8

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    "THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING" It was apparent that a certain member of "THE MANAGMENT" team was missing from the new training ground on thursday night, sparking fears that there had been a fall out amongst the hyrachy.One of "THE MANAGMENT"said i dont know where the FCUK he is,i dont need him anyway the balls are blown up. The person in question was asked about his whereabouts and said "ive been to london to see roman to buy some eggs."
    IT didnt make sence to me neither at the time.Early friday morning i learned of the departure of one messers jose now everything becomes crystal clear. he as denied all talks of a fall out and any links with any clubs, bar jacobs orange and mint ones. quote "Smithfield is my life and the only other place where people dont listen to me, i have firestarter blood burning in varicose veins"unquote he was then asked to get up off the floor dry his eyes and take off the gimp mask }:-) he as not been spoken to since.
    Will he be at the game on sunday to quash mental health fears and show comitment to the club he joined as a young boy of 38 ?
    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. CyrixInstead

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    I think you should watch this Joey...

    http://nikefootball.nike.com/nikefootball/siteshell/index.jsp#,en,0;shootinggallery,2964
    Posted 2 years ago #
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    Stanners

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    After sundays flatness of balls I was wondering if the free pump is stuck in the post?
    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. the gaffer

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    They must have sent it by "air" mail
    Posted 2 years ago #
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    Stanners

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    Straight from the Planty Book of Crap Jokes X-D X-D X-D
    Posted 2 years ago #
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    Stanners

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    Well players, on top secret instruction from a mystery man who only wanted to be known as "TC", I have fulfilled my mission to procure a couple of decent matchballs and a training ball. On specific request they utilise the very latest "anti-alien spinny thing" technology developed by scientists so no excuses from the keeper should be forthcoming

    Unlike Captain Invincible I will not be leaving them in my porch to gather dust and will be introducing them to the team at tomorrows friendly against Beverley.
    Posted 2 years ago #

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