Its Tudors birthday today and he's just text me that his bird has bought him a trip to Dublin for this weekend. That means he cant make Sunday.
I am guessing that Dean and Joey are still and injured.
Plus, isn't Tony Bagnall doubtful? Or is he fit?
If they are out then we have:
Ian
Ben
Cobby (if hes not working)
Chopper
Roy (Damo)
Rob
The Ford
Matty C
Mask
My main training partner (Stanners)
10 players, not looking good.
Suggestions?? (I know we've got the Gaffer to fill in with experience)
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Sundays Team? Are we going to be short?
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Fordy
OfflineWinger / StrikerPosted 1 year ago # -
the gaffer
OfflineManagerOh dear it's looking bad for the biggest game of the season so far.
Rob decided to help his father in law move some boxes instead of enjoying the rough and tumble of training. This resulted in him pulling his back and being off work for the week. Thus making his chances of playing less than 5%
Sadly the maestro that is the gaffer is also unavailable due to him visiting the Island of Tenerife on a scouting mission.
So the team will be selected from this squad.
Ian
Benji
Chopper
Cobster
Matt C
Mask
Tony
Fordy
Stanners
Damo
50/50 chance Joey
Looks like we need to dabble in the transfer marketPosted 1 year ago # -
Fordy
OfflineWinger / StrikerIs Tony Bagnall fit for Sunday then?
I may be able to get a player or two if we are struggling.
I can try Steve Elkes (Newcastle Towns centre half), see if he will do us a favour, probably doubtful though.
I can also ask Dayne, he can play centre half or up front.
If all else fails, I'll get Woody turn in!Posted 1 year ago # -
the gaffer
OfflineManagerTony has declared himself fit.
I am in negotiations with Kev Jones agent to see if we can come to an arrangement for Sunday.
I thought Woody was still having councelling for post traumatic stress, has his medication been a success then?
Stanners should be OK for Sundays game because we are playing next to the canal (think about it)Posted 1 year ago # -
Fordy
OfflineWinger / StrikerDon't worry Gaffer, if Kev comes, this will be the team!
GK - Ian
RB - Ben
CB - Chopper
CB - Tony B
LB - Cobby
RW - Matty C
CM - Damo
CM - Mask
LW - Kev
FW - Stanners
FW - The Ford (C)
Suppose at a push, the Ford and Mask are interchangeable.Posted 1 year ago # -
psycho
OfflineRight WingSorry Fordy thats a great team, but you seem to be forgetting someone...
GK - Ian
RB - Ben
CB - Chopper
CB - Tony
LB - Cobby
RW - Matt
CM - Damo
CM - Mask
LW - Kev
FW - Stanners
FW - The Legend that is Tom Plant
Bench
FordyPosted 1 year ago # -
Cyrix
OfflineGoalkeeperFordy Quote:
FW - The Ford (C)
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If this occurs then I do not expect to see you defending too much X-D.
psycho Quote:
FW - The Legend that is Tom Plant
Who will run the line? Fordy??
~CyrixThere are 10 types of people in the world: people who can read binary and those who can't.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Fordy
OfflineWinger / StrikerSorry Fordy thats a great team, but you seem to be forgetting someone...
GK - Ian
RB - Ben
CB - Chopper
CB - Tony
LB - Cobby
RW - Matt
CM - Damo
CM - Mask
LW - Kev
FW - Stanners
FW - The Legend that is Tom Plant
Bench
Fordy
Matty I totally agree with your assessment, you made me forget that I will obviously have to be the fill in gaffer if I am on the sideline with Tom being the ref. This is how I see the game panning out!
11:00.00 - Ref blows his whistle to kick off the game.
11:00.23 - The ball goes out for a throwing.
11:00.24 - Manager Ford calls "Ref - Sub please".
11:00.29 - Ref acknowledges the call and allows substitution.
11:00.31 - Manager Ford calls "Matty".
11:00.52 - A disappointed Matty Craig reaches the touchline and Ford takes off his tracksuit top.
11:01.10 - Ford gets into position.
11:02.34 - Matty realises he shouldn't have acted the big man on the Smithfield Forum on Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:06.45
11:01.11-12.43.12 - Ford scores numerous goals, defends like an absolute trooper, Ian puches someone, Stanners walks off in a hough, Mask misses 903 chances, Damo whinges and moans, Ben dives in and gets skinned a few times, Choppers boring, Kev looks Italian, Cobby tenses up a few times, Joey remains a black man, Tom acts the goat, Tony grabs someones cock!
12:59:04 - Ford orders his first pint.
10:35:49 - Ford orders his 20th pint and a few Sambuca's
Monday - 08:00 - Ford rings in work sick!
Smithfield 5 (Ford 5, 28, 47, 67, 84) - Duke of York 0
Stanway Red Card 89
Again dust the hands off POST CLOSED!Posted 1 year ago # -
psycho
OfflineRight WingNo, no. Yet again Fordy you have made some slight mistakes with your story. I think this is more likely to happen:
11:00.00 - Ref blows his whistle to kick off the game.
11:00.23 - The ball goes out for a throw in.
11:00.24 - Manager Ford calls "Ref - Sub please".
11:00.29 - Ref acknowledges the call and allows substitution.
11:00.31 - Manager Ford calls "Matty".
11:00.52 - A disappointed Matt Craig reaches the touchline and Ford takes off his tracksuit top.
11:00.56 - Matt Craig beats the crap out of Ford, ties Fords tracksuit top around his mouth, returns to the pitch and Smithfield win the game.
12:59:04 - Ford orders his first pint with a straw.
10:35:49 - Ford is still drinking his first pint through a straw.
Monday - 08:00 - Ford rings in work sick.
That is the end, because Psycho said so. }:-@Posted 1 year ago # -
Fordy
OfflineWinger / Striker11:00.56 - Matt Craig beats the crap out of Ford, ties Fords tracksuit top around his mouth, returns to the pitch and Smithfield win the game.
Matty (Whispered), Matty (Whispered a little louder), Matty (Spoken), Matty (Spoken Louder), Matty (Shouted), MATTY, WAKE UP (Shouted like the Stanway "come on" tune)
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