Official Smithfield Beefcake Competition Final!!!

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Official Smithfield Beefcake Competition Final!!!

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Damo

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Welcome to the final of the Smithfield Beefcake Competition!

Please welcome your finalists....

First of all the challenger from the mean streets of Kidsgrove.

Andrew 'The Fordster' Ford!!

And now put your hands together for the reigning champion....

Hailing from Bucknall weighing in at 348 lbs.....

Chris 'The Big Red Machine' Cobby!!

Contestants please show us your meanest pose and the viewers will decide this seasons champion!

Posted 1 year ago #
the gaffer

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This is a tough one, let's look at their strengths and weaknesses

Fordy:-

A slightly gay looking guy with a very high pitched voice, and as proven by the photograph, likes to boast of "20 pints and smashing down a few sambucca's" but in reality drinks orange squash even though he's not driving.

Cobby:-

A muscular specimen of manhood, very deep manly voice, manly tattoo's, and as proven by the photograph actually drank 20 pints and smashed back sambucca's for fun before driving safely home.

I think I have to give my vote to ...........................................Fordy

Posted 1 year ago #
Damo

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It's definately a close contest...

In the hair department Fordy shows his obvious reverence for 'The Gaffer' with his bulky Vidal Sasoon Locks. Cobby on the other hand has not alot of hear to speak of...

Below that I feel Fordy's strength lies in his 'Bruce Lee' minimal muscle style body, but Cobby just about pinches it with his Bear sized body.

Only just but Cobby gets my vote.

Posted 1 year ago #
Fordy

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O dear, clearly got a few comments to make!

Fordy shows his obvious reverence for 'The Gaffer' with his bulky Vidal Sasoon Locks

Come on, I have never looked that gay!

Cobby on the other hand has not alot of hear to speak of...

A lot of hear? Thats about as gud Inglish as Masks cimments!

'Bruce Lee' minimal muscle style body

Are you serious, you must need glasses. I look like Arnold Schwarzenegger bigger brother! Massive mate! Absolutley massive!

Posted 1 year ago #
Stanners

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It looks like Cobby is deciding wether to have brown, red or chili sauce on his "Fordy Sandwich" that has been marinaded with orange squash!

Posted 1 year ago #
Cyrix

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I just love it how the Fordster's 'bulging' muscles are hidden behind the orange juice glass. Plus his wrists are like twigs so it doesn't matter how big his guns are, his wrist would go 'SNAP' when he punched the Big Red Machine.

On the other hand, as one Corner Pin player quite rightly pointed out, Cobby is 'small'.

Hard one, but I went with Cobby as Fordy would have ran a mile had someone squared up to him in a footie match. Cobby just puffs his chest out and skittles the opposition over X-D

~Granite Jaw
There are 10 types of people in the world: people who can read binary and those who can't.

Posted 1 year ago #
Fordy

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Cobby is tiny, Fordy is mahoosive! Some of you need to go to speck savers!

Plus Damo's camera phone must be broke as I don't look as massive as I actually am.

Massive!

Posted 1 year ago #
Damo

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Fordy Quote:

Cobby on the other hand has not alot of hear to speak of...

A lot of hear? Thats about as gud Inglish as Masks cimments!

This is coming from the guy who has

Location: Just beond the oppositions keeper on the left hand side

on every post he makes }:-)

Tell you what though its close this contest. 6 votes cast and its 50-50.

Posted 1 year ago #
Fordy

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Absolutely no idea what you are talking about Damo!

Plus what were you doing in Tunstall today?

Posted 1 year ago #
Damo

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Absolutely no idea what you are talking about Damo!

Okay then maybe your signature that says

True football is playing with the Brasillian mentality - if you score, we will score 2. We will score more than you!

Attacking is the name of the game!

Unlease the beast!

Am I not allowed in Tunstall or something? Do I have an ASBO i'm not aware of?

Posted 1 year ago #