Hmm, this came through on the Smithfield email today, I think maybe Tom put the wrong email address in when he registered!
Dear Tom,There comes a time in some guy's lives where they have to admit that the King Kong they prayed for in their 'jungle of love' is but a mere sea monkey.
Do not despair, these tiny willy condoms will be perfect protection for those naughty nights! The Extra Small Condoms come in a pack of 3 and will make fun gifts to embarrass and amuse.
Yours sincerely,
Superdrug Offers Team
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