Manchester United Smithfield manager Sir Alex Ferguson Tony Craig is unlikely to be impressed with the antics of some of his stars at the team’s Christmas party on Saturday Friday.
Sir Alex TC has famously been against Christmas parties since Jonny Evans Andrew Ford was accused of rape two years ago, so things could get messy at Old Trafford Fenton Park when he finds out about the latest goings on.
Out of favour Portuguese Blurtonese winger Nani Maskery was so drunk he had to be carried to a taxi, while youngster Matty James Craig got paralytic and was taken to hospital in an ambulance.
Italian striker Federico Macheda Antonio Baggio followed the example of Wayne Rooney Lee Jones and Dimitar Berbatov Damien Askey by chain smoking through the night.
Antonio Baggio caught smoking
Matty Craig taken away in an ambulance
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